March 25

I've decided the energy of 7-year-olds is an exponential function, directly related to the total number in the group. Eleven of them constitute an overabundance.
I'm grateful that places like the Fun Park exist, where all we have to do is strap skates to the bottoms of their feet and push them out onto the floor. Then we just sit back and let the Fun People feed them pizza and birthday cake and ice cream. No mess, no fuss, no problem!












